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ASTROLIQUOR for March 22 to 28, already in progress—What the stars say you...
My Fellow Inebriates, Your booze horoscope is going all to hell, the way I can’t manage to round up a typist, week after week. And here you are, making all sorts of decisions without astrological...
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ASTROLIQUOR for April 12-18—What the stars say you should drink!
My Fellow Inebriates, Here’s your booze horoscope: Aries, thank goodness the new moon is over. A new moon in your sign can be a total pain in the ass—it often directs you toward self-assessment. Did...
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ASTROLIQUOR for April 19–25—What the stars say you should drink!
My Fellow Inebriates, Here’s your booze horoscope: Aries, someone close to you is having a birthday soon—don’t forget! Seriously, you’ve been having some badass memory blackouts, so put the date in...
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ASTROLIQUOR for April 26 to May 3, already in progress—What the stars say you...
My Fellow Inebriates, Once again the horoscope hasn’t come together on time, leaving you on your own to decide what to drink this week. Are you okay so far? (I bet you are.) Aries, you’ve recovered...
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ASTROLIQUOR for May 3-6—What the stars say you should drink!
My Fellow Inebriates, I won’t be able to sleep if the horoscope is late one more time. Just thinking of you all embarking on your weekends without astrological booze guidance…OMG. Aries, whatever your...
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ASTROLIQUOR for March 22 to 28, already in progress—What the stars say you...
My Fellow Inebriates, Your booze horoscope is still a mess. I have to admit, dry weekdays are totally getting me down. I can’t even get up in the mornings, never mind figure out what the stars have to...
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ASTROLIQUOR for May 24–30—What the stars say you should drink!
My Fellow Inebriates, Here’s your booze horoscope. Aries, your house is looking blah. You have a lot of boring colors on the walls—it’s time to go wild with paint. But how will you choose which colors?...
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ASTROLIQUOR for June 7-13—What the stars say you should drink!
My Fellow Inebriates, What kind of astrologer would leave you to plan your Friday night drinking without zodiacal guidance? Worse, what kind of astrologer would start the forecast after the week has...
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ASTROLIQUOR for June 14-20, already in progress—What the stars say you should...
My Fellow Inebriates, I became very stressed out when I realized the booze horoscope is late. But then somebody told me that all the astrological signs are off by a month because they were calculated...
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ASTROLIQUOR for September 2013—What the stars say you should drink!
My Fellow Inebriates, My little summer companions are back to school today. Let’s hope this means my typists will resuscitate the blog, but they’ve gotten pretty random lately, so who knows? For now,...
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